I have always said how much I love cars. Along with that, I also love driving. Alone.Without other drivers. On a private track.
Lately, I have noticed that a few people could use some touching up on their driving skills. Or maybe its the fact that my daughter is getting her driver’s license soon and I am more mindful of how much suck-y driving is occurring on a
daily hourly minute by minute basis. Either way, pass this along to your favorite suck-y driver n your life. Print it out, email it to them or just share it on their Facebook wall. Maybe, just maybe they’ll try not to suck at driving a little less. Yeah, probably not.
Here’s the list anyway just for giggles:
How to not to suck at parking: Park in the lines. If you are unable to park in the lines, stay home. Below you will see how NOT to park.
More on how to not suck at parking: If there are no lines, park at least two feet from all sides of my vehicle. My car is a manual transmission-its going to roll an inch before it goes forward. Personal space people.
How to not suck at changing lanes: Use your blinker. It’s the little stick on the side of the steering wheel. It tells people if you are going left or right. However, if you are going straight do not leave it blinking forever because you exited the highway-3 MILES AGO.
How to not suck at driving on the highway: If you are not passing someone, you should be driving in the lane on the right. If you are in the PASSING lane and others are passing you on the right-you suck at driving and you should go home.
How to not suck at turning left: If you are turning left in three seconds, you should not pass the vehicle in front of you and then slam on your brakes. If this is your usual method of turning left, please stay home.
How to not suck in general: If you don’t pull over for EMERGENCY VEHICLES, you should never drive again and your children should never get their licenses either.
I have tons more to share with you but I’ll save them for another day. Oh goodie, right?!
One last thought? WHAT THE HECK IS THE POINT OF THE STICK PEOPLE (OR ZOMBIE PEOPLE IN THIS CASE) ON VEHICLES?
Do you have a suggestion for ways to NOT SUCK AT DRIVING? Tell us in the comments. It probably won’t help but I’ll feel better that you agree with me.